March 20, 2020 |
Porn Watching Increases Even as Industry Shuts Down |
Porn use is skyrocketing globally while millions self-quarantine and work from home amidst the COVID-19 outbreak, even as the adult industry shuts down. On Wednesday, Pornhub released its latest novel coronavirus-related statistics, which show traffic spiking an average of 11.6% around the world. Especially in Europe, where hard-hit areas are taking the company up on its offer of free Premium access during lock-down, more people are watching porn than ever. But even here in the U.S., where the federal government hasnât yet issued major mandates about staying home, Pornhub viewership has gone up a healthy 6.4% percent. In response to the data, Mel Magazineâs Miles Klee has gleefully informed readers, âNever have this many gotten the same and simultaneous opportunity to keep porn tabs open alongside the spreadsheet they need to file after lunch.â Quarantine presents such an opportunity for wanking while working that PC Magazine warned its readers not to watch porn on their companyâs Virtual Private Network (VPN). âYour employer’s VPN is connecting you to your employerâs network,â wrote Max Eddy. âWhen you’re connected to your employer’s VPN, itâs the same as if you were sitting in your office, connected to your employer’s Wi-Fi or ethernet. You might be at home in your pajamas, but in the eyes of your boss and corporate IT, youâre on the corporate network.â So, um, donât use that network to view porn, or youâre giving your IT department, and possibly your boss, an eyeful of your private tastes. The lure of watching porn during work hours may have gotten to two men in London were called out for keeping porn open on their computers while working. According to The Sun, âIn an email which has gone viral, a co-worker at Londonâs Frost Wealth Management warned Calum Obbard: âWe can see you are logged in via remote access. Your screen here is visible and we can all see you watching porn between enquiries.ââ The company claims it was just a tasteless prank, but the point remains: Donât wank while youâre working from home. Ironically, all this hubbub over porn-watching from home is happening at the same time that Americaâs porn industry is shutting down production. On March 15, the Free Speech Coalition issued a statement calling for âa voluntary shutdown of all adult entertainment productions in the United States and Canada through Tuesday, March 31.â During a time when porn use is skyrocketing, the shutdown has scared some porn fans. Menâs lifestyle magazine GQ cautioned readers to âration your porn watching as coronavirus may halt the production of new content.â But thereâs no need to hoard porn like toilet paper, folks. Thereâs still plenty of fap material being madeâjust find your favorite performers on OnlyFans, webcams, or any of the zillion other direct-to-consumer platforms that can connect you with fresh contentâand support your favorite stars! |