Yippie-Ki-Yay! WoodRocket Creates A 'Die Hard' XXX Parody

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif.—Top adult parody-maker WoodRocket is back with another blockbuster: The porn parody of the greatest Christmas movie of all time, Die Hard. Welcome to the parody, pal. Welcome to Dick Hard. Dick Hard premiered Wednesday, December 18, on Pornhub and WoodRocket for Free. The extra-long Extended Dick Hard Version, featuring more action-packed sex, is available exclusively on PornhubPremium.com. It's Christmas Eve in Porn Valley, as the comedy begins. The Fuckatomi Corporation's annual Cockmas party has been crashed by an orgy of international thieves! And now it's up to sarcastic 1980s New York cop, John DickClane to whip out his gun and rub out the bad guys. Dick Hard stars Richelle Ryan, Tommy Pistol, and Donnie Rock, and was produced by Lee Roy Myers and directed by Holly G Myers. Those interested may check out Dick Hard for free at WoodRocket and Pornhub (on the WoodRocket Channel), and watch the SFW trailer of  Dick Hard  on WoodRocket and YouTube here. WoodRocket mixes porn, comedy, pop culture, and redefines adult entertainment. Creating popular and high-quality content like Ask A Porn Star, Porn Stars Reading Hate Mail, and porn parodies like Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Strokémon, and Laygo, WoodRocket is the future of porn. WoodRocket’s content has been featured in Buzzfeed, Uproxx, Gizmodo, Maxim, Complex, AV Club, Spin, Rolling Stone, The Howard Stern Show, GQ, Vice, Esquire, The Hollywood Reporter, @Midnight, Bon Appetit, and many, many, many more wonderful places.