Nutaku’s Adult Gaming Chair: For the Player Who Has Everything

Montreal, Canada –– For the gamer who has everything, Nutaku’s  adult gaming chair may be a great option this gift-giving season.

According to Nutaku, users over the age of eighteen will “change the way [they] masturbate” and amplify their immersive gaming experiences by utilizing the multi-faceted luxury gaming chair.

The platform underwent several prototypes as outlined in their lab video (below) before finally landing on an optimal model. Delivering a combination of comfort and aesthetics, Nutaku’s state-of-the-art chair allows players to take a load off while playing their favorite adult titles with style and relaxation in mind. A “pleasure attachment” is also currently in the works, which players can expect early next year.

The chair is available for purchase in the Nutaku Merch Store for $434.99 USD.

“Nutaku’s ergonomic Gaming Chair aims to respond to the demand for gaming accessories, a market that has recorded a whopping 33 percent increase in sales over the last year,” said Julie Hall, Communications Manager at Nutaku.

“[O]ur Nutaku Labs is currently working on perfecting a gender inclusive pleasure attachment in aims to heighten players’ self-indulgence, as teased in our outrageous launch video,” Hall added. “A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into this launch… but mostly blood. And a lot of ejaculate.”

Mirroring the Nutaku colors, the gaming chair includes adjustable back and a comfortable neck pillow to achieve optimal posture for both gaming and masturbation. With features such as tilt capabilities, the striking design provides lateral support and weight distribution, permitting gamers to comfortably settle into any position they please to heighten their lewd gaming experience.

Furthermore, the chair features a full recline feature. According to Nutaku, this feature is in response to skepticism towards masturbation in a seated position. Apparently, masturbation in a seated position is a big no-no.

According to Deadspin, “Sitting is already murder on your back and neck, and that’s without all the jerking and spasming that comes with getting yourself off. Even if you lean back, it’s still hard… on your body. A whole generation of millennials are gonna grow up with hunched backs and triple scoliosis because they could never pull themselves away from Redtube and adjourn to the boudoir.” Noted.

The chair’s myriad health-enhancing features will help mitigate these issues, while ensuring longer periods of uninterrupted gameplay and magnified satisfaction.