Link Shows His Sword in WoodRocket/Pornhub 'Zelda' Parody

CHATSWORTH, Calif.—One of the most popular video game franchises in history gets the WoodRocket/Pornhub parody treatment with new offering The Legend of Zildo, out today. Starring April O'Neil, Gabriella Paltrova, Seth's Beard and Cassandra Cain, with Vuko and Mrs. Myers directing, the triple-X riff on Nintendo's iconic Legend of Zelda game series is available free on WoodRocket.com and Pornhub.com. An extended version is available exclusively on PornhubPremium.com. In the parody, as a company synopsis details, "Princess Zildo has been kidnapped by the evil blue Ganondong! With the help of his magical-vagina'd fairy and a talking-penis tree, our pointy-eared and long ocarina'd hero, Dink, must save the Princess so he can get royally screwed!" See the SFW trailer for The Legend of Zildo on YouTube.