xHamster Reports Surge in Searches for Bezos' Package

LOS ANGELES—Following the publication of allegations executives at the National Enquirer threatened to extort him over several private, explicit photos, interest in Amazon founder Jeff Bezos has swelled. Officials at xHamster said searches for the secret Bezos pics started to grow in mid-January, but jumped up more than 5,660 percent after his explosive media revelation.“Amazon stock has fallen over the past several weeks, but consumer interest in Bezos' ‘prime’ has surged,” said Alex Hawkins, vice president of xHamster. “In the past few days, thousands of users have turned to xHamster to uncover more about the Amazon CEO's mystery package. This isn't surprising, given that for many of our users, male and female, Bezos checks all the boxes. He's a tough, buff, executive daddy—a Christian Grey for the Trump era.” xHamster is alerting users that photos and video of Bezos, if non-consensually posted, would not be welcome on the site. That could change, of course, if Bezos decided to post them himself.“As a generous philanthropist, we encourage Mr. Bezos to give a little more of himself to his shareholders,” says Hawkins. “End the mystery, Mr. Bezos, and proudly post the photos on xHamster yourself. If you show there's nothing to be embarrassed about, perhaps it'll even give the market a rise. After all, if the National Enquirer can become a political mover and shaker, why not use a tube site for a public disclosure of your assets?” For more, visit xHamster.com.