Alternadudes Create Their Own Sweep at Awards Show

LOS ANGELES—Turns out there's more than one way to sweep an awards show. Alternadudes and DirtyBoyVideo created their own path to prominence by literally sweeping the red carpet at the 2nd Annual Str8UpGayPorn Awards ... and they're sharing the photographic evidence. Commented Koloff, the voice of Alternadudes.com, “When the organizers contacted me about the red carpet, I didn’t realize they would just hand me a broom and demand I ‘get to it’ already.” Although neither site was nominated for anything in any category, or has ever been mentioned on the event’s blog, both Koloff and Andy from DirtyBoyVideo were hopeful for a write-in upset. “It could have happened,” says Andy, “I mean, we can vote a beer guzzling sexual predator to the Supreme Court, so why not vote Alternadudes “Best Cum Guzzling Site” or something?”  “The worst part of this humiliating cleaning experience wasn’t just the promoter’s insistence on calling me ‘Hazel.’ It was realizing that my broom is smaller than other men’s brooms," Koloff lamented. “Really a blow to one’s self-confidence,” he added, sadly. Both producers say they look forward to a time when low rent gay porn will be recognized for its creative integrity and not just used for gay conversion therapy. For more information about HomoMania.com, email [email protected]