On the Set: Comic Relief With Will Ryder's 'Bad Babes Inc.'

This article originally ran in the August 2017 issue of AVN magazine. Click here to see the digital edition. Pictured above: Kimberly Chi, Tiffany Watson, Katie Morgan, Adriana Chechik, Loni Legend, Whitney Wright, Zelda Morrison. Click here to see more photos of the cast. “I haven’t shot a porn movie in a year and a half,” director Will Ryder told AVN. But now he’s back in the saddle, and he’s riding hard to win. “You know what? I’m coming back; I’m gonna make one movie for Adam & Eve,” the director said. “And I’m winning Best Comedy.” And the truth is, with the stellar cast Ryder’s assembled, the multiple locations, and his own comedic talents in the script, Bad Babes Inc. just might have a good chance of taking a few trophies come the 2018 AVN Awards Show. For one thing, Ryder’s Love, Sex & TV News for Adam & Eve Pictures was named Best Comedy in 2016. For another, Ryder’s put together a pretty good collection of both relative newcomers and award-winning veterans—names like Katie Morgan, Adriana Chechik, Sunny Lane, Luna Star, Sarah Vandella, Kimberly Chi, Loni Legend, Whitney Wright, Kat Dior, Zelda Morrison, Seth Gamble, Alec Knight, Tommy Pistol, Chris Strokes, Ryan Ryder—and for sometime comic relief, the always reliable Frank Bukkwyd. Beyond that, the plot of the feature almost seems as if it had been “ripped from the headlines,” as they say: A couple (millionaire Ryder; stay-at-home wife with an MBA Morgan) are getting a divorce, and during the settlement process, she finds out that among his many businesses is ... a porn studio! “She had no idea he owned a porn company,” Ryder explained. “She knows nothing about porn, doesn’t know anything about naked people, nothing, and suddenly she’s thrust into owning a porn company and having to run it, and she’s completely over her head and it’s just chaos.” In the meantime, with the help of her ex-hubby’s assistant (Kat Dior), Morgan throws herself into the management of the porn company, Bad Babes Inc., incorporating some of Jen’s ideas to make money: “Webcamming, text services, phone chat—escorting!” The company’s located in a massive office space with at least a dozen desks all populated with cute women running laptops—but the first real action we were invited to see was a boy/girl/girl scene that’s also Ryan’s (presumed) last look at his employees having fun—and sucking his dick. The ladies involved are Sunny Lane and Zelda Morrison, with Loni Legend looking on and occasionally providing a hand or tongue. It takes place just behind (and sometimes on) Ryder’s office desk, with Sunny relaxing in his reclining chair and Zelda kneeling in front, applying her lips to Sunny’s fluffy pussy. The gals go at it quite energetically, and let’s face it: Few can do the “orgasm face” better than Sunny Lane! Oh, yeah; and the gals manage a bit of oral action on Ryan as well. As it turns out, one of the shocks Morgan gets in taking over the company is finding that her daughter (Tiffany Watson) is one of Bad Babes Inc.’s top stars—and the reason for that becomes obvious when Tiffany decides to take on her dad’s divorce lawyer, played by Seth Gamble, in the estate’s back yard. The scene takes place in a sort of reed-walled cabana area by the pool, where the couple begin by relaxing on the wicker couch—and then Seth starts to remove Tiffany’s bikini top, and before he can say “porn star!” she’s out of her clothes and climbing on top of him, easing him out of his starched white shirt. Seth makes a dive for Tiffany’s pussy, licking her in long strokes, which she clearly enjoys—before turning the tables and grabbing his dick with her lips for a long suck. Soon she’s on his lap for reverse cowgirl, bending over on the cushions for doggie, and then back in control with regular cowgirl before he spreads her thighs for mish—and almost needless to say, there’s a facial finale. Believe it or not, there’s a surprise ending to the feature that we won’t reveal, but from what we’ve seen so far, it’s shaping up to be a steamy, sexy laugh riot. Bad Babes Inc. will be presented as a two-disc collectors’ set when the movie gets released on DVD on September 6 by Adam & Eve. The movie will also be available online at the company’s website.