Porn Directors: Possible Gig?

SOMEWHERE, Wis.—A soon-to-be married Wisconsin couple recently placed an ad on Craigslist seeking an "All Day Wedding Photographer" for their nuptials later this year—read: one who will document EVERYTHING, all the way up to and including the consummation of their love. PetaPixel.com reposted the ad with a couple of possibly identifying details blurred out, but none of the job description, which includes these particulars: "We are specifically hoping someone will document the end, which we are finding difficult to find someone who will. We have both saved ourselves for marriage and understand our first time will be awkward but do not think it will be that much more awkward for the photographer to be there and we'd really like it documented (in a beautiful and tasteful way)." Sounds to us like a job for any one of the fine lenspeople among the adult community, for whom it would be just as normal as brushing their teeth. In fact, they may even be able to make the virgin couple feel less awkward about the whole thing than they would otherwise, what with the wealth of knowledge and experience they could bring to the situation.  So, pornographers, help a pair of loverbirds out? Sadly, we don't know their exact whereabouts (note the abovementioned blurred out details), but maybe someone reading this in Wisconsin does and can inform us to help make this magic happen. Photo of real life husband and wife Mick Blue and Anikka Albrite from the scene recreating their wedding night in Erotica X's Eternal Passion 4.