POPPORN Prods. Offers Veronica Vain $10,000 for Starring Role

PHILADELPHIA—It looks as though a bidding war may be brewing for the services of the newly named Veronica Vail, nee Paige A. Jennings, who quit her Wall Street internship to follow her dream of becoming a porn star. Only this morning, Brazzers extended an offer to the striking redhead, and now POPPORN Productions has made a public offer to Vain. The offer, below, is the first publicly made with an actual amount attached: $10,000 for a starring role in one of the company’s upcoming productions. Dear Ms. Vain, First of all, thanks for taking the time to read this. We're aware that our good friends at Brazzers have also made you an offer, and we've got to assume that, public or no, other offers have been put in front of you left and right. We understand that, of all of your valuable assets, your time is among the most precious, and we're not going to waste another moment of it without getting down to specifics. Ms. Vane, we are prepared to pay you $10,000 to star in a spotlight film for our studio, POPPORN Productions. We're ready to shoot, and we're ready to pay. We're confident that any content you'd create with us us would bring us a tremendous return on our investment and we could not live with ourselves if we hadn't done everything in our power to bring your energy, charisma and sexuality into our films. Please take a moment to consider our offer, and if you find it wanting, please discuss it with us. If nothing else, please accept this offer as a token of good faith. Use it as leverage to use while negotiating other offers. $10,000 is what we're able to offer today. We're putting a dollar amount on the table, and we'd certainly ask that you don't even consider taking less from anyone else. We hope that you'll take us up on our offer, as it could be a very lucrative arrangement for everyone involved. We can also think of other, perhaps even more enjoyable benefits that could arise out of this arrangement as well. Yours, POPPORN Productions