Signing Off for 2013 with a Special Nod to Porn4Jews

LOS ANGELES—As the last hours of 2013 tick away, we want to wish all of our readers a Happy New Year, and also a Happy Jew Year! The porn industry, as most people know, is populated by more than its fair share of Jews, but that doesn't mean that there aren't porn sites out there that can't be shared with even the most orthodox of mothers. One such site is Porn4Jews, whose tagline says it all: "5,000 years of tradition. 5,000 years of sexy." A simple Tumblr site, Porn4Jews takes secret (or not so secret) Jewish memes, and gives them a naughty twist in photos and words, inviting a little laughter as well as a knowing wink. "Let's fiddle on the roof," suggests one man. "It doesn't have to be Purim, for us to play dress up," says the sexy Jewess wearing a fetching jewel-encrusted crown. In another, a dark and handsome man sits by a roaring fire in a loose robe, holding what look to be pages from the Torah covering his privates, as he teases, "Guess where I hid the afikoman?" You don't have to be Jewish to appreciate Porn4Jews, but it couldn't hurt. Gentiles will need to have a dictionary close by. That said, the message of the site is universal: Fuck and be happy! Shanah Tovah!