Gamelink Offers Customers Chance to Help Send Dildo to Putin

SAN FRANCISCO——As Russian President Vladimir Putin tightens down anti-gay legislation and takes away human rights with vague laws for its citizens and tourists, online adult retailer Gamelink.com has come up with a plan to get him to “loosen up,” by rallying its customers to help buy the rigid leader a dildo. For the next week, Gamelink.com will deduct $5.00 from every toy purchase to give customers the opportunity to select the perfect dildo to send to Putin, showing disdain for his horrific actions and support for equality in all human life. Customers should simply type in “PutinOnTheRitz” for the instant discount. Putin remains firm and unrepentant of the new social system, and his country is now an unsafe destination for gay-friendly citizens and visitors who risk fines, jail or worse if they ‘seem’ gay to law enforcement. Russia, as the New York Times put it, “is in danger of moving from pursuing the rule of law to the rule of hate.” The president of Russia’s actions have led to LGBT youth being lured out of the home, beaten and publicly humiliated in several recent incidents.  “We are lucky that we are allowed to have open minds and can support the gay community without fear of persecution or beatings,” said Jeff Dillon, VP of Business Development at Gamelink.com. “Gamelink.com supports personal sexual freedom for everyone, and sending dildos to his office is the least we could do to show our disgust.” Hopefully this action will wake Putin up to the fact that the world is watching. We also hope he puts the dildos to good use for himself because as we have seen with many public figures “those that shout the loudest…” Ship to Vladimir Putin: 23, Ilyinka Street, Moscow, 103132, Russia.  Gamelink.com would like to add that "фаллоимитатор" is the Russian word for dildo. You might need it for your customs declaration. You can also join the Facebook group for more information. For more information about Gamelink, visit here.