Man Drives Semi Into Store to Steal Sex Toy

BROWNHELM TOWNSHIP, Ohio—Sometimes you just really need something to help you get your freak on. For the second time in two years, a suspect has driven a vehicle through the doors of an AdultMart  sex shop here and stolen a pricey masturbation piece. Early Monday morning, a man reportedly stole a semi truck from a business, drove it through the doors, exiting the vehicle to grab a life-sized masturbator (we are thinking it’s probably a Fuck Me Silly version from Pipedream Products) valued at $799, returning to the vehicle and driving off. Store surveillance video shows the crime, but the man’s face was not clearly shown. Police have not yet arrested any suspects, according to The Chronicle-Telegram newspaper inLorain,Ohio. Another man committed a similar burglary at the same store in September 2009, the newspaper reported. Police told the media that while the crimes are similar, they doubt they are connected.