Get Ready for Four New Parodies from Hustler Video

CANOGA PARK, Calif.—Parodies are everywhere in adult entertainment these days. First started by Hustler Video and then emulated by the rest, Hustler is taking parodies beyond the sitcum. Now, with the ability to film exclusively in 3D, Hustler Video is raising the bar by making not just parodies, but porn parody masterpieces, based on modern day TV and film favorites. It can often be frustrating to watch a sexually charged show or movie and see the lust and sexual tension between the characters, but never actually get to see the act of sex. Hustler Video knows what you want and gives it to you! Coming this fall and winter to DVD and Blu-ray players everywhere will be Hustler Video’s next generation of 3D parodies: This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX 3D, This Ain’t X-Men XXX 3D, This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D and This Ain’t Flashdance XXX 3D. “I’m really excited about doing a parody of Conan,” said Hustler Video’s Creative Director Drew Rosenfeld. “The movie as a whole is already so sensual, it’ll be great to actually make a porn spoof and show the sex scenes that they can’t show you in mainstream movies. We’ve been so focused on special FX for This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D, This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX 3D, and This Ain’t Harry Potter XXX 3D we wanted to add another element: Action! This movie in 3D is going to rock. As for the X-Men parody, we’ll be doing a sexed up lampoon of Chris Claremont’s classic era Uncanny X-Men. It has so much potential to be the perfect porn parody. And then there’s Flashdance…let’s face it. It made Dirty Dancing look tame. This film has been begging to be parodied into a porn since the mid 80’s!”  Hustler Video’s newest 3D parodies, This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX 3D, This Ain’t X-Men XXX 3D, This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D and This Ain’t Flashdance XXX 3D will be coming this fall and winter to DVD and Blu-ray! (Pictured: Get out your 3D glasses and see Dale DaBone come alive, in this photo from This Ain't Avatar XXX 3D.)