ManyVids Offers SpaceX Passengers Clips For Lunar Journey

SPACE—The world’s first space tourists aboard Elon Musk’s SpaceX program to the moon will face many daunting challenges as they prepare for their space flight, not the least of which is preparing for the anxiety and loneliness that often faces air travelers. The long hours devoid of human touch while sitting in silence can quickly add up in outer space. With that in mind, ManyVids, a top adult clip site, has announced a solution to alleviate the alienation and isolation of space travel. Executives at ManyVids presented their preliminary ideas to SpaceX via personal correspondence from ManyVids CEO and co-founder, Bella French. In the letter, Ms. French explained her company’s vision to provide the passengers, including Japanese billionaire Yusaku Maezawa and a group of eight artists aboard the maiden lunar voyage, with free and unlimited access to the ManyVids platform, providing every astral explorer with live, interactive entertainment with the adult performer of their choice. They can (hopefully) use the MV Live cam service to connect in real time for some much-needed contact with family and loved ones back on Earth. “Our engineers have studied the technologies needed to provide low latency broadband access in space, and we could make it work,” said French. “Space is hard. We’d like to make this fantastic voyage as pleasurable as possible for everyone, and what better way to alleviate the stress and loneliness than with full access to the over half a million clips on the ManyVids platform, or interact in real time with one of our 20,000 adult performers? ” The ManyVids Space Proposal would provide the space tourists full and unfettered access to all content on the ManyVids platform. ManyVids engineers would collaborate with SpaceX engineers to ensure full service in time for lift-off. The ManyVids Space Proposal may just be the first step in fostering tolerance and respect for sex workers as mankind seeks to populate Mars. “By making ManyVids an integral part of space travel,” added Ms. French, “we can instill appreciation and respect for sex workers among astral explorers, thus creating a sex-positive new world for all.” If that isn't a win-win, we don't know what is!