'The Puppet Inside Me' Debuts on Wood Rocket and Pornhub

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif.—The irrepressible Wood Rocket team is at it again with a parody that only a few twisted minds could imagine. Billed as “the biggest puppet porn movie in history” (a claim few would be inclined to dispute), The Puppet Inside Me debuts today on WoodRocket.com and Pornhub. Asserting that “hardcore porn has never been so soft,” Wood Rocket promises “one of the funniest, weirdest, sexiest people-on-puppet adult movies of all time.” The Puppet Inside Me can be found for free exclusively on Wood Rocket and Pornhub. Pornhub Premium will offer the Pornhub Premium Exclusive Version, featuring “twice the amount of hardcore puppet penetration.” Fittingly, seasoned adult funnyman Tommy Pistol is featured on the cover of the mockumentary, which purports to go behind the scenes at puppet porn producer Feltcock Studios during the making of the biggest puppet porn parody of all time, Fabric Boner's Day Off. Be prepared for “puppet-on-people hardcore action, people-on-puppet hardcore action, people-on-talking-couch hardcore action, people-on-people hardcore action, and exploding puppets.” The Puppet Inside Me also stars Charlotte Sartre, Veronica Chaos, Tera Patrick, Margot Downonme, Seth's Beard, Vuko and Cum Hanks. The screenplay, written by Brandon Graham and Lee Roy Myers, was co-directed by Myers with Vuko and Missy Martinez. Watch the SFW trailer of The Puppet Inside Me on YouTube.com.