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April 04, 2017

Screaming O Offers Free Cock Rings to Couple After Their Kid Found Theirs

LOS ANGELES—You know that "birds and the bees" talk you've been avoiding having with your kid? The one where you explain what's what, who's who and which goes where? Well, even that talk might not have covered what happened to a young couple whose mortifying family mix-up is making the rounds online. The duo got the surprise of a lifetime after their two-year-old niece confused a bright pink cock ring for a brand-new wristwatch and proceeded to show the bauble to every adult in the house. Uncle Ben forgot to stow the sex toy away and now must endure the wrath of his family—at least until he gets that shipment from Screaming O containing a month's supply of disposable vibrating rings—the award-winning sex toy company's idea of a consolation prize. “There’s no match for the hellbent curiosity of a kid, and privacy and discretion is key—which is why so many people love Screaming O’s disposable body-safe sex toys,” Screaming O representative Conde Aumann said. “We want Ben and his girlfriend to be able to connect with each other without fear of another awkward family moment, which is why we’ve got a month’s supply of disposable vibrating rings ready and waiting for them.” Screaming O specializes in affordable and disposable cock rings (mini-vibes, too) designed to make quickies (and anything couples with kids can make time for) feel more satisfying for both partners. “Even the most clever storage solutions are no match for snooping roommates, so why spend time and money experimenting with ‘discreet storage’ when you can just throw your worries away?” Conde asked. “We can’t wait to hear how Ben and his girlfriend enjoy their new sex toy swag.” The now-viral (and, thanks to the internet, forever-embarrassing) story represents an important lesson in the intricate art of childcare: keep your sex toys far, far, far out of reach of prying hands and snooping minds—or just stock up at ScreamingO.com and avoid weird Twitter conversations like the one above. Screaming O is the award-winning adult product designer whose popular sex toys are easy to use, fun to try, and made of body-safe materials that consumers (and their kids) can trust. Every material is lab-tested to confirm safety and each product is priced low enough to make it possible for almost anyone—new parents included—to afford. From the original disposable Screaming O Vibrating Ring to the disposable FingO Tips tiny fingertip vibrator, Screaming O has a fun and affordable sex toy for everyone—like the ColorPop Quickie Two-O disposable vibrating ring, the ColorPoP Big O disposable vibrating cock ring, the GO Q quickie vibe ring with perineum massage, the GO powerful quickie cock ring, the Ling O tongue vibe for enhance oral sex or the GO Stix super-slim mini vibrator. For more information, visit ScreamingO.com.

 
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