May 26, 2016 |
Slovenian Beauty Aleska Just May Trump Melania |
Hot Mess and Exile Distribution release Sex Slaves of Slovenia, starring five Eastern European beauties, including one who just might catch viewers' eyes in this election season: Aleska Diamond. As her agent Raul Galante put it, "We're getting lots of interest in Aleska; everyone wants her. Apparently she looks like the wife of that silly man, Donald." Exile Distribution Chief Howard Levine concurred, adding, "Her sex is so hot, I had to build a wall around my pants and make Slovenia pay for it." On a more serious note, Levine said Hot Mess fans won't be disappointed. "Hot Mess is known for awesome models, beautiful packaging, and wall-to-wall, kick-ass sex—and Sex Slaves is right in their wheelhouse." Sex Slaves of Slovenia ships May 31, right after the holiday. Levine advises, "Don't be a low-energy Jeb. Buy a case!"
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