Fancy a Gelatin Alien Egg in That Orifice?

NEW HAMPSHIRE—If you’ve ever watched the movie Alien and thought, “You know … I bet gelatinous eggs that have the look and feel of extraterrestrials would feel so good shoved up my …” Well, you can see where that thought it going. And if that though has indeed entered your head, apparently you are not alone. A man who goes only by the name LoneWolf thought the same thing, but unlike you, he decided to DO something about it. Enter the Ovipositor from Primal Hardwere. The company is owned and operated by LoneWolf, who has for some time created a variety of dongs and harnesses, as well as the Ovipositors. Available in two styles—Splotch, Krubera—and a variety of colors, these flexible dongs have a hollow center that holds eggs made of gelatin that can be inserted into the oral, vaginal or anal cavities, and then expelled again. The invention is making headlines, including on Vice.com, where LoneWolf was interviewed and said he does indeed intend the pieces to be used for sexual gratification. “I wanted to push the boundaries of people's comfort levels, make them question their own erections and wet panties, and let them know their fantasies do not have to go unrealized,” he said. So if you believe you are one of those “xenomorph fans out there who like the idea of alien eggs and impregnation” (yes, that’s actually from the PrimalHardwere.com product description) then be sure to look into the Ovipositor. But be warned: The items do not come with eggs; a mold is included so you can make your own.