Wisconsin Man Finds New Uses For Sex Toys

WEST ALLIS, WI—We thought we'd heard of just about every way one can get pleasure from a sex toy, but Konrad Peters, 28, of Milwaukee, has found a new one: Throwing them out of his car window at teenage girls. According to police reports, on September 4, two teenage girls, both 14, observed a black car drive past the alley where they were walking, then slow down to a stop about 100 feet in front of them. The driver then opened his door and placed an object on the ground, which turned out to be a "giant purple dildo," after which the car drove a short distance away, and as the girls came closer to the dildo to check it out, the driver stared at them from his open car window. But that's not all! Five days later, yet another teen, 15, reported to police that a man threw what turned out to be yet another dildo, this time wrapped in clear plastic tape, out of his car window, and when the object rolled under his car, he parked and waited for the girl to react to it. (No word on what that reaction, if any, was.) And finally, on October 8, still another teenage girl, 13, who was walking near her home saw a driver fling yet another dildo out his car window, and the action scared the gal enough that she walked past her house, not wanting the driver to know where she lived. But the last incident had a bit of a twist. The girl's father, after checking out some "home surveillance footage," did a search of the neighborhood to see if he could locate the car he'd seen on the video, and managed to find a black Honda that matched. The dad copied the license plate number of the car and turned it over to police, who got a search warrant for the car and the driver's home. "All female juvenile victims were shown photo arrays to see if an identification could be made," read one paragraph of the warrant West Allis Police Detective Jessica Wink later obtained. "[The third victim] positively identified Konrad Peters as the male party who she observed tossing the sex toy out of his car." But if Peters' actions were weird, what the cops turned up at his home was a bit weirder: "33 dildos and multiple other sex toys," the cops noted in their report of the raid. A hearing has not yet been held regarding the incidents, so no one has a clue as to Peters' rationale for his escapades, but since Peters never actually made contact with any of his "victims," it's unclear what the charges against him will be. Terrorizing a minor? Stalking? Possibly even sexual assault (as unlikely as that seems)? The least we can hope for, though, is some explanation for why the guy had 33 dildos lying around the house. Hmmm... maybe Peters was the high bidder at the Kansas sex toy auction? Only time will tell.