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July 22, 2014

Vice Looks at Canadians' Darkest Obsessions via Google Trends

LOS ANGELES—Vice Canada shared what it has learned about Canadians' vices in a piece posted yesterday that takes a province-by-province look at current obsessions as exposed by Google Trends, which works, according to the article, by plugging "terms like 'anal sex' into Google Trends to find out which provinces and territories had the most 'regional interest' in particular topics. Regional interest on Google is decided using a top-secret algorithm that finds out exactly which parts of the country enjoy learning about putting things in their butts the most." While such search data has been available since 2004, the Vice gang decided to explore trends for 2014 only, which of course means that a third of the year will not be counted because it has yet to happen. Still, as explained by the Vice Canadian staff, "What we came up with at the end of it all is a veritable psychological profile, province by province, territory by territory, that provides a glimpse into the darkest corners of the Canadian psyche." If truth be told, though, the results are not that bad, and in fact indicate a citizenry whose searches are probably not that different from anyone else's. There are differences among the provinces, of course, and those differences are likely to be in some way reflected in the types of queries being made, but such nuances can only be fully appreciated after spending time with the natives, rather than via Google or any other search engine. That said, we list the provinces and the top trend queries below, while noting that each selection in the article includes a uniquely Vicean paragraph or two elaborating on the findings: NORTHWEST TERRITORIES Most searched for: pussy, porn, fire, teen, tits, free porn, salad, party, winter, expedia NOVA SCOTIA Most searched for: murder, herpes, assassination, big cocks, BDSM, justin trudeau, ISIS, torture PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND Most searched for: weed, penis, torrents, weight loss, vagina, RCMP, shania twain, gay porn, russia, ice cream, depression, hockey, drunk, diarrhea, fitness, fun SASKATCHEWAN Most searched for: beastiality, dubstep, guns, nickelback, fisting, corner gas, residential schools, green poop, beavers, whiskey, ice fishing, strippers, suicide, racism, serial killer, testicles, condoms NEWFOUNDLAND Most searched for: cocaine, anal sex, vodka, hairy, BBW, acoustic guitar, skidoo, hunting, punk, gangbang, tattoos, literature, poetry, constipation, family guy, violence ALBERTA Most searched for: hot pants, fleshlight, nazis, LSD, pregnant porn, gonorrhea, pipelines, stabbing, black poop, bleeding nose, racist jokes, big butts, gaping, lube, penis enlargement, boob job, fake tits, EDM, snuff, kidnapping, meth NEW BRUNSWICK Most searched for: fart, crossfit, maple syrup, deepthroat, lesbian porn, amateur porn, mature porn, theft BRITISH COLUMBIA Most searched for: feces, MDMA, rave, gangster, heroin, hangover cure, NSA, booze, gin, knives, vegan, breast reduction, rock climbing, bitcoin, ayahuasca, dominatrix, science, meditation ONTARIO Most searched for: drake, justin bieber, hoser, escort service, black jokes, how to murder, ashley madison, asian jokes, stephen harper, police brutality, small cocks, CSIS, interracial, tequila, autopsy photos, liberal party, NDP, conservative party, election, philosophy, panic attack, seeking arrangement MANITOBA Most searched for: poison, rick mercer, overdose, twerking, falafel, gangs, skateboarding, graffiti, stan, rough sex, sniper QUEBEC Most searched for: poutine, limp bizkit, golden shower, hallucination, mafia, fail compilation, jogging, masturbation, deep web, prison YUKON Most searched for: gold, mining, fishing, math, yoga, art, flights, travel NUNAVUT Most searched for: nunavut

 
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