Hey, Fred Willard: GameLink Wants to Make Your Sex Life Safer!

SAN FRANCISCO—Adult video-on-demand and sex toy store GameLink.com is offering actor Fred Willard a lifetime supply of video-on-demand minutes and a masturbator of his choice. GameLink minutes can be used to watch on over 235,000 porn scenes, all in the privacy of his (or your) own home. The company would like to suggest Mr. Willard start with Pee-Wee's XXX Adventure. Fred Willard, who was busted by Los Angeles police for performing a lewd act in an adult movie theater, is known for his roles in American Wedding, Anchorman, and Best in Show.