Exquisite Announces Search for Xena and Lara Croft Lookalikes

CHATSWORTH, Calif.—Not all female super heroes wear capes or spandex tights. Some wear shorts and tight blouses while carrying a flashlight. Others wear tiny leather warrior costumes and carry a sword. Exquisite Films and writer/director Jordan Septo are looking for the perfect actresses to play the leading roles in Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody and Xena: Warrior Princess XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody. The ideal candidates must possess the total package: gorgeous looks, an insatiable sexual appetite, an athletic physique and, most of all, an uncanny resemblance to the famous pop culture characters. It won’t be easy to find the Lara Croft and Xena of porn, but the rewards will be great for the right girls. Applicants are encouraged to apply via e-mail. “These are roles of a lifetime,” says Septo. “Our stars will be playing the world’s most famous female figures of television, video games and action movies.” Exquisite Films has produced some of the adult industry’s most successful superhero movies through its Extreme Comixxx Parody arm. The label’s hit spoofs include Iron Man: An Extreme Comixxx Parody, Supergirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody, and The Porn Star Justice League of America. Exquisite Films has also tackled blockbuster television shows (American Dad XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody) and iconic Hollywood movies (Saturday Night Fever XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody). “Producing these parodies of Xena and Tomb Raider is a natural progression for us," Exquisite’s head honcho, Jerry says. “We did extremely well with Supergirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody; the audience loves to see a powerful female superhero in action. There’s a lot of sex appeal to these popular characters, but the comic books, TV shows and video games can’t show that part of the fantasy in an explicit way. In our parodies, we deliver everything pop-culture consumers are fantasizing about... and we do it in a fun, exciting way. With the right girls playing Xena and Lara Croft, we’re confident that these two movies will be monster hits — and a major career opportunity for the lucky and talented female performers who can handle the action!” Exquisite Films has scored an impressive amount of mainstream media exposure in recent months, as numerous comic-book and pop culture websites and blogs are buzzing about its colorful comic-book spoofs. The company expects that Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody and Xena: Warrior Princess XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody will generate similar publicity for the producers and stars. Septo plans to shoot the two movies back-to-back, with Tomb Raider XXX scheduled to roll first. His production company Septo Studios has just shipped its first release, OMG… It’s The XXX Nanny Parody, and the second release for the studio, OMG… It’s The Flashdance XXX Parody, is about to go into production. Follow Exquisite Films on Twitter and friend on Facebook.