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Big Teaze Toys President Tony Levine never expected to board an airplane to Italy in order to bail members of his vibrating massager ducky family out of jail for indecent exposure – especially his most femme -- but that’s precisely what he has found himself doing. “I hate to see her detained like this,” the concerned father admitted as he prepared to run the airport security gauntlet, “but I do love Florence in the Spring.” At issue is the recent Florentine arrest of Paris, a duck whose petite stature, exquisite Austrian crystal bill piercing and elegant feather boa have long drawn admiring glances.
Alas for Paris, those glances have inspired enough fear and trepidation in the heart of at least one lingerie shopper to launch what is being called a “sex scandal” by Italian news sources.
Paris, as well as members of her immediate family, was taken into custody by Sheriff Graziano Cioni after it was determined that the wanton duck was on public display in the Coin Street Calzioli ladies’ unmentionables department, obscured by draperies but without proper signage warning of her stimulating presence.
The assembled duckies were cited for being in violation of Article 28 of a new sale of erotic items regulation and promptly carted off to jail.
“I can peck any lock and I can quack out of any jail!” the defiant Paris assured her fans. “They won’t hold me long – unless I need fresh batteries, that is.”
About Big Teaze Toys
Big Teaze Toys is a Los Angeles-based product design and manufacturing firm focused on creating fun and innovative products for adults. Our best-known product is I Rub My Duckie®, a line of waterproof massagers, which has received international attention from retailers, consumers and the media. We constantly strive to surprise and delight our customers with unique, high-quality products and service. Big Teaze Toys products are sold through retailers and Internet shops in North America, Latin America, Europe, Asia and Australia. To learn more about our company and unique products, visit our website at www.BigTeazeToys.com.
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