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May 07, 2009

TLARAW.COM GIVES A HAND TO MASTURBATION MONTH!

Adult Entertainment Company Offers Discounts On Popular DVDs and Toys.

TLAraw.com, America’s friendliest peddler of scorching adult entertainment is pleased to announce its involvement in the enormously important national health initiative, National Masturbation Month. To help TLAraw.com fans and friends participate in National Masturbation Month, the sex-positive retailer will be offering a series of handy and helpful sales that should keep everyone’s creative juices flowing all month long. Putting their money where their fingers are, TLAraw.com is taking an extra 15% off their favorite solo and POV DVDs along with some of their incredible and favorite masturbatory toys!

While whacking off is as old as the hills, Masturbation Month can be traced back to about a decade ago. San Francisco-based sex toy and education shop Good Vibrations declared May to be "Masturbation Month" in protest of the firing of Clinton appointed U.S. Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elders. Elders lost favor in the administration when she responded to questions about safer sex by saying that "Masturbation is something that perhaps should be taught." Elders' statement was both practical and supported by sex-positive sex educators everywhere.

Since then, educators, health professionals, horny teenagers, and sensible thinkers of all kinds have encouraged people to drop what their doing, drop their shots, and start self-pleasuring. TLAraw.com, always the responsible organization, has embraced their role in this month of finger-fuckery, and developed some bargain offers to help citizens really get it off.

“Let’s face it, if it weren’t for masturbation, none of us at TLA Raw would have jobs, sex lives or a reason to live so we’re more than happy to give back to the masturbatory community in any way we can,: said TLAraw’s Content Marketing Manager Jesse Short. “We decided to focus this month’s savings on solo titles – so we can at least pretend that we’re masturbating “with” a lovely lady, POV titles – because this is the closest dudes like us get to actually getting laid and sex toys – because sometimes your lubed-up palm just doesn’t do the trick!”

While you don’t need any special material or outside help to participate in this fantastic national moment, a month of playing with the pud or battling the beaver might leave you a bit more then breathless. TLAraw.com’s Masturbation Month sale has enough inspiration to fuel your fantasies to well into July. Go to TLAraw.com to begin stocking up!

Launched in 2005, TLAraw.com is dedicated to the sexy side of cinema. For the hottest in adult DVD, VOD and toys to the raunchiest in underground and cult skinema, sexploitation and Hollywood nudity, TLAraw.com is the destination for every sinful delight. TLAraw.com features an unrivaled library of content and offers original and often hilarious writing from its opinionated and knowledgeable staff. Not for the faint of heart, TLAraw.com - You've been warned.

TLAraw.com is owned and operated by TLA Entertainment, a leader in eclectic home entertainment since 1981.


 

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